[Private to Louis]

I have many things to ask you, and ask of you. I would like to discuss the.. terms of our arrangement, since I failed to do so before.

The hedgehog's dilemma is quite a serious one. Unable to touch his loved ones without injury, he may find himself most oftentimes alone. What are we all, but wandering hedgehogs aboard this ship of Crime and Punishment?

How do porcupines make love? The same way we all do. By weighing the options of being hurt and being warm again.